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Vag is still waiting for a sparkle pony, Dick. In the meanwhile, she dyes her hair and covets the neighbors’ cats.

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Orchid Training is Super Fun & Easy

Hey, DIY Warriors! Welcome to another Vag-tastic installment of what not to do and when not to do it. Ain’t this easy? Did you buy a Phalaenopsis orchid from TJ’s, HD or maybe Lowe’s? Or, the worst guilt, from a fancy-schmancy nursery for big bucks? Now 3 months later and you have no blooms left […]

landscaping

Prostrate Rosemary on the Retaining Wall—Part 2

Now you’re probably wondering, More? What the heck does Vag hafta’ say on this topic Again!? I mean she just went into length on planting and training prostrate rosemary on her ugly retaining wall… Well, it’s Spring time, DIY Warriors! And, guess what? The new growth on your prostrate rosemary, aka, Rosmarinus officinalis ‘Prostratus’, looks […]

landscaping

Turn a Retaining Wall into a Truly Living Wall with Prostrate Rosemary

Hey, DIY Warriors! Welcome to another Vag-tastic installment on Manatee Pants. Got an ugly retaining wall? Here are some retaining wall ideas. From your couch to the Beyond… And away we go! Here is our 5′ tall concrete retaining wall which we have lovingly bedazzled with prostrate rosemary, aka, Rosmarinus officinalis ‘Prostratus’. As always, let’s […]

fireplace

Whitewashing The Old Brick Fireplace

Whitewashing old brick is pretty darn easy but getting Dick to agree to it, not so much but after 10 years of nagging he finally gave his “Alright, Vag!” Showtime, DIY Warriors, it’s time to knock the pants off this manatee. The Long-awaited Whitewashing Funzies Any good thing starts with a good clean. I can […]